I'll have to look over my shoulder more often now.

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I found this quite astonishing email in my spam folder today. It was originally in French and this is the translation.

Hello,

Call me BLADVIC15.

I accomplish all kinds of impossible missions related to the physical elimination of all troublesome people, as long as my services are required.

The main reasons are often the refusal to accept contradiction, hypocrisy, wickedness, politics, economics, social, sentimental or more specifically love or competition in the workplace.

This week, a client with initials HL-FR contacted me with all your contact details and entrusted me with the secret mission of physically eliminating you by administering a powerful poison : botulinum toxin or by spraying yourself with ( chemical element atomic number 7, symbol N ) on the face. Default practice: fast and painful for life. Without too much frills, for a large sum of money already available to deposit in my account immediately after the package.

I have all the necessary information concerning you, your itinerary; travel schedules, places of entertainment, sites and places commonly visited, etc. It only remains for me to take action.

It only remains for me to take action. But when I researched you, I realized that you are a good person, without history, without problems, and that it is wrong to accuse you.

In summary, I suggest that you make me an offer of inactivity and cancel this assassination project provided that I receive a large or deserving sum, otherwise I will carry out my mission without fail.

If you want to cooperate, in addition to my inactivity, I will provide you with all the information about the client and the real evidence and reasons why this person is so mad at you.

PS: You can try to complain to the police ( bad idea ) I don't think they will be able to solve your problem, remember not that I contact you via a pirated mailbox, so don't bother trying to locate me ... answer my email below if you want to cooperate, you have 48 hours to inform me of your decision.

See you soon !

BLAVIC-15

I doubt spraying my face with nitrogen would have any effect unless it was liquid nitrogen!
 

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I would continue to look forward.

What is your shoe size in the event it isn't another African/Middle Eastern prince looking to validate asylum ?
 

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These morons must have a very sad existence
 

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is that Android box you have sitting under the TV going to self destruct in 5 seconds I wonder.
 

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He (BLA.....) can't even spell his own name consistently, so I doubt he'd even manage to get together a realistic plan for your demise - let alone actually carry it out.! :)

It's a bit like that thread Another offer I am not able to refuse (wanna bet)
 
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