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<blockquote data-quote="PaulR" data-source="post: 1144669" data-attributes="member: 176256"><p>A father passes by his son's bedroom</p><p></p><p>He notices the room is unusually clean and sees an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It is addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opens the envelope and reads the letter, with trembling hands.</p><p></p><p>Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend and I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.</p><p></p><p>I've been finding real passion with Stacy. She is so nice but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos and her tight Motorcycle clothes. And because she is so much older than I am.</p><p></p><p>But it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a caravan in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.</p><p></p><p>Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that mari*juana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.</p><p></p><p>In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a full cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!</p><p></p><p>Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many grandchildren.</p><p></p><p>Love, your son, Josh.</p><p></p><p>P.S . Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table. Call when it is safe for me to come home</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="PaulR, post: 1144669, member: 176256"] A father passes by his son's bedroom He notices the room is unusually clean and sees an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It is addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opens the envelope and reads the letter, with trembling hands. Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend and I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy. She is so nice but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos and her tight Motorcycle clothes. And because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a caravan in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that mari*juana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a full cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many grandchildren. Love, your son, Josh. P.S . Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table. Call when it is safe for me to come home [/QUOTE]
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