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<blockquote data-quote="Archive7" data-source="post: 1015045"><p>Lady judge: "Mrs. Watson, what is your reason for asking to divorce Mr. Watson?</p><p>Mrs. Watson: " Your honour, my husband has caused me a great deal of mental and emotional distress.</p><p>Would you believe it, he actually brought into our living room a monstrous looking piece of black rope that he called it a cable. He said this will make me enjoy television so much better than WiFi.</p><p>Lady Judge: " Oh no, not a category 6 cable I hope. Cheeky bu**er"</p><p>Mr. Watson: " I couldn't bear the shame of inviting my friends to come over and see this hideous looking rope.</p><p>If only it was in pink, to go with our wall paint, then I might not have been so distressed.</p><p>Lady Judge: " Mr. Watson, what have you got to say for yourself?</p><p>Mr. Watson: "Your Honour, I only did it because Mrs. Watson kept nagging me about how bad EastEnders keeps freezing".</p><p>Lady Judge: "Typical. Blame it on the victim."</p><p>Lady Judge: " Mrs. Watson, divorce is granted effective immediately".</p><p>Lady Judge: " Mr. Watson, I herby sentence you to death by hanging.</p><p>Rope is too good for you. The hangman will be instructed to use Category 6 cable. This is the only use cables are good for".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Archive7, post: 1015045"] Lady judge: "Mrs. Watson, what is your reason for asking to divorce Mr. Watson? Mrs. Watson: " Your honour, my husband has caused me a great deal of mental and emotional distress. Would you believe it, he actually brought into our living room a monstrous looking piece of black rope that he called it a cable. He said this will make me enjoy television so much better than WiFi. Lady Judge: " Oh no, not a category 6 cable I hope. Cheeky bu**er" Mr. Watson: " I couldn't bear the shame of inviting my friends to come over and see this hideous looking rope. If only it was in pink, to go with our wall paint, then I might not have been so distressed. Lady Judge: " Mr. Watson, what have you got to say for yourself? Mr. Watson: "Your Honour, I only did it because Mrs. Watson kept nagging me about how bad EastEnders keeps freezing". Lady Judge: "Typical. Blame it on the victim." Lady Judge: " Mrs. Watson, divorce is granted effective immediately". Lady Judge: " Mr. Watson, I herby sentence you to death by hanging. Rope is too good for you. The hangman will be instructed to use Category 6 cable. This is the only use cables are good for". [/QUOTE]
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