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    Open this file if you like Swedish night clubs

    ....or if you like double hard geordies
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    OI! Give me a minute, will ya?? Just setting up the poll!
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    Why ay man ! which way to Sweden ?

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    I voted for This is kept for other options/suggestions and I'm just waiting for some to arrive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaulR
    I voted for This is kept for other options/suggestions and I'm just waiting for some to arrive.
    Well, it is probably going to be changed to The Blue Oyster...
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    u mean leather caps at dawn!??

    handlebar moustaches??

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    Quote Originally Posted by allend66
    u mean leather caps at dawn!??

    handlebar moustaches??
    yep!
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    The Blue Oyster has a disturbingly high vote count relative to the others at the moment


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    Just shows you that the satellite community is not your regular cut of society...
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    I have to admit that the significance of "The Blue Oyster "has completely eluded me.

    Anyone care to explain it to me?
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    Blue Oyster Club - a running joke in the Police Academy films - it was the gay bar the "baddies" were always lured into....

    As opposed to Blue Oyster Cult - a heavy metal rock band of the 1970's - 80's most famous for "Dont Fear The Reaper"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Analoguesat
    Blue Oyster Club - a running joke in the Police Academy films - it was the gay bar the "baddies" were always lured into....
    Ah, all becomes clear. The Police Academy films were caught in that gap between "Worth Watching" and "So Bad It's Worth Watching" and I managed to avoid them all.
    Quote Originally Posted by Analoguesat
    As opposed to Blue Oyster Cult - a heavy metal rock band of the 1970's - 80's most famous for "Dont Fear The Reaper"

    Yes, I remember them well. At the risk of being a Thread Hyjacker I recall listening to them, along with numerous others, on Alan Freemans Saturday afternoon rock programme.

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    Believe it or not, I once was in a bar called the Blue Oyster in 1996, when we saw the name we just had to have a look . It was indeed full of leather wearing mustached guys, but as this was bike week in Daytona Beach it sort of was undersandable. AS a matter of fact, everybody in the whole town was like this, all 50,000 (or more?) Actually I did enjoy my evening there, and even won a t shirt! There were some tasty birds there n'all. Ah those memories...

    But to all those who rejoice in vain: The Blue Oyster in the poll is not the one from Daytona beach, it is indeed the the one from the movie!
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    The Power Point presentation was a trick obviously. There are only two women in AbbA. All, smoke and mirrors.

    The Blue Oyster does, indeed, sound a bit queer (black facia, blue neon sign, happy hour vodka whatevers, devoius blokes with a taste for Yorkshire Pudding? YMCA....et al).

    For someone that knows the Berlin equivalent of the Blue Oyster all too well - I vote for the Swedish Birds anyway; albeit, those boobs looked a bit too tight in most cases.

    Certianly think of packing a puncture repair kit (with the lube and condoms) if you ever get the chance to man-handle them

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    Muhuhuhahahahahaaaaarrrgggh
    Quote Originally Posted by mljgmljg
    albeit, those boobs looked a bit too tight in most cases.
    Naah not a problem for me...nobody is perfect
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    6 Votes so far for the gay haven......

    whats that all about then....

    ive got nothing against gays..... as long as there women
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    Muhuhuhahahahahaaaaarrrgggh
    Quote Originally Posted by RedDevil_UK
    6 Votes so far for the gay haven......

    whats that all about then....
    I think it is really simple: We got 6 people here who prefer to go to a gay bar...not to forget that I had a vote or two on this field before I changed it to the Blue Oyster
    I just thought that as we are a multi national multi everything forum we need to have this option as well. No matter what, you got to have a sense of humour!
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