| aka Skyman
Join Date: 13-06-2003 Location: Limassol, Sunny Cyprus
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My System: 3m(sky),1.8m(astr/hotbird),1m (nilesat)1m(arabsat)diseqc 4,sky plus,humax freesat,visionet 8000s,technomate 5400 ci+ usb super.
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A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed.
His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with its left foot so I tied it to a pole.
I began to fill up the bucket again and she kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied her right leg to a pole too.
As soon as I finished milking her she knocked down the bucket with her tail and I took off my belt and tied up the tail with my belt.
As I was tying up the tail my pants dropped down and then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain! |