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Old 29-06-2004   #11
Zorba
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Did You Know...
> If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
>enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
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> If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
>produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
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> The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
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>to squirt blood 30 feet.
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> (O.M.G.!)
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> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
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> (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
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> A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves
>to death. (Creepy.)
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> (I'm still not over the pig.)
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> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
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> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
>to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
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> ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
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> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
>the length of a football field.
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> (30 minutes... lucky pig. Can you imagine??)
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> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
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> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
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> (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
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> Butterflies taste with their feet.
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> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
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> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
>people.
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> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
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> Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
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> A cat's urine glows under a black light.
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> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
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> Starfish have no brains.
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> Polar bears are left-handed.
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> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
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> (What about that pig??)
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