I have just come off the phone to the local scrap yard here's the text.
Hi I'm after a door handle for a golf.
Drivers side or passenger ?
Passenger
Which golf is it ?
Mark 2
What year ?
1990
Which model is that ?
CL
No we don't have any
Which golfs do you have ?
We don't have any golfs.
Why do they do that. It's so annoying! It like a 2 ronnies sketch !
It's like walking into a pub and asking for a packet of crisps. Walkers or golden wonder, salt n vinigar, plain or cheese n onion, salted or none salted, large or small, Sorry we don't sell crisps here.

Aghhhh