In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and
generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen, Aleve is also called Naproxen, Amoxil is
called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of experts, it was recently
announced that they would settle on the generic name of "Mycoxafloppin".
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarisin,Mydixafix and of course Ibepokin.
In other news,Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it give new meaning to the names of "Cocktails", Highballs", and just
good old fashioned "Stiff Drink".
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "Mount & Do".
So go and pour yourself a stiff one before heading off to bed!
