A few weeks ago my Porty blew up and I took it back for a refund (well my good lady took it back), a few hours later I found the remote between the cushions of the settee! Accidentally honest!
So to cut a long story short, assuming you live in the UK, pm me your address and it's yours, free, gratis and for nothing.
p.s. Just read your location, where's Vega, the star?