"Beer Armour" - The invisible but incredibly tough armour a drunk wears that stops him from being hurt when falling face first onto the floor on the way back from the pub.
"Beer Scooter" - The lightning-fast scooter that takes one from the club to home when arseholed, which explains why one cannot remember the journey the next day
"Beer Monkey" - The invisible creature that messes up your hair, pisses in your mouth and steals £30 from your wallet when you're sleeping the night after 'just going out for a quick half-pint with the lads'
"Beer Pinball" - The walk from pub to home whereby one bounces off hedges, cars, lamposts and postboxes thus carrying on in a roundabout way in one's intended direction.
''Drinking and Dialling''-That's the worst thing ever. Ringing people up telling them you love them or crying, generally making a fool of yourself. If they don't answer then you leave them an extremley embarassing voicemail which they have let everyone you know listen to it.
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