My wife hits the sat-forums, but only to check up on me
Hi wife!
BTW, you look lovely today
Well, whilst that's very true (hmm, maybe not the lovely bit... in fact the lovely bit's fine, it's the 'today' bit that should read 'when I'm drunk' or 'in my wedding photos' or maybe 'when you're snoring', or even 'for your age'...), I'd like to add my encouragement to all the ladies out there reading this - you really should drop us a note in here.
We're a pretty respectful bunch (I'm only joking about my wife, - if I said something nice, she'd think I was having an affair...), and anyone that isn't will be hauled up in front of the Big Boss PDQ
I'll take my thirty lashes now Big Boss...
