Originally Posted by the_happy_traveller  Sorry, compensation solicitors
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Heard one over Christmas on the radio , and I don't believe I had cheese on toast that night.
The muppets (ambulance chasers - not the real ones) have a radio commercial, which involves a bus mechanic that is using the wrong axle stands (for some unknown reason) and the bus does it's usual gravity/floor trick.
I am sure I have not dreamt this up. Please put me out of my misery.