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21-05-2005
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My System: Humax and Echostar receivers, Dragon, two dishes, one fixed 100cm dish pointing at Hotbird, and a 90cm motorised dish; plus a rubbish DVD recorder and cool DVD players, and lots of cables!! Oh, yeah, and a video recorder - best invention yet!! |
I'll tell you a fact of life about porn. It BORES ME SILLY. I write occasionally, journalistic articles for a well known adult magazine. And we get boxes and boxes of porn sent to us daily. One box from Brazil contained no fewer than 600 DVDs. It took three guys to lift the box from the truck. It's insane. Even today, I personally received from the American porn studio, RED LIGHT DISTRICT, 29 DVDs which I will never watch. Titles like Gutter Mouths, Spermaholics, Just Turned 18, etc. They'll probably lie in a drawer forever. In the business, they're what are called "screeners"; free DVDs sent out to reviewers. And once the world has your name, they come at your door every day. Boxes of Japanese porn sent daily. Boxes of Italian porn daily. I wouldn't wish my life on anyone. I had to buy a garage to put them in. Guys, porn bores me to death. So I am off to watch EastEnders.  Last edited by Donzo Bonzo; 21-05-2005 at 07:24 AM | ||
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21-05-2005
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| The Consumate Dreamer  Join Date: 01-01-2000 Location: Somewhere where the Sauer is Kraut and the Wurst is Brat
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My System: I bet on red. If I lose, I double the bet on red again. I continue with this until I lost everything.  Muhuhuhahahahahaaaaarrrgggh | You poor thang. My condolences. It is appalling how some people like yourself have to suffer for the good of all mankind without getting the recognition.
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21-05-2005
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| Regular Member Join Date: 04-04-2004 Location: south west uk
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Hi M8, If its any help to you, i will relieve you of some of your porn dvds, sure i can find a good home for them. and have several mates as well more then willing to help you out to lighten your daily load of porn. lol. wurzel. | ||
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23-05-2005
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My System: MVision embedded multi slot receiver, 60 cm Gibertini offset | I do agree.... Distributing them to the married is the right thing to do....
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24-05-2005
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| Super Moderator  Join Date: 22-12-2003 Location: Brighton
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My System: Dreambox 7000, Skystar2 | ... all you have to do is write some mucky cr@p and sell it to a jazz mag publisher for 10 bob, whilst ensuring that your return postcode is correct... You could also just post your email address here. I'm sure you'll receive lots of offers of porn... 
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24-05-2005
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| The Lord Lucan Moderator  Join Date: 15-01-2004 Location: The cold and foggy Yorkshire coast..
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My System: Sky Star 2 - Motorised Errr.. thats it. | Hmmm.. I will admit Porn is certainly "repetitive" (along with certain strains you can get from watching it) However Marriage does certainly kill your sex life (with your wife anyway) and watching Venus or certain TPS channels can occasionally be the only relief (if you'll pardon the expression) from an otherwise dull existence. But come on, if you get porn thrown at you for free then you should be happy that you don't have to pay for it, plus you will always have a huge supply should you ever get married and heavens forbid, give up watching satellite TV.
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25-05-2005
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| Site administrator  Join Date: 26-07-2003 Location: Scottish Borders
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My System: Sky UK. FTA analogue & digital satellite from 5 fixed dishes (5E/7E/9E/13E/16E /19E/23E/28E) Pace MSS100, Echostar IP3000VA, Technomate TM-1000D, Dreambox 7020S  The last noble sat warrior to fly the olden flag of Analogue | Why can I see this turning into one long list of folks asking for some of the merchandise ???? | ||
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25-05-2005
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| The Consumate Dreamer Join Date: 01-01-2000 Location: Somewhere where the Sauer is Kraut and the Wurst is Brat
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My System: I bet on red. If I lose, I double the bet on red again. I continue with this until I lost everything. Muhuhuhahahahahaaaaarrrgggh |
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08-06-2005
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I'd love to borrow or buy the ones that you think will remain in your drawer forever! Your well wishers advised you right, just put in your Email (and your account No.) You'll get the postage money and mail orders (as a second job!) Good Luck | ||
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