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Millard · 28-02-2004

I occasionally work for a British adult dvd porn site which is mainly visited by Americans - in AMERICA. I get loads of free porn dvds sent to me every month - most of them I am unable to watch because there are so many.
I am therefore wondering if there are any men or women in the Newcastle upon Tyne area who'd be willing to watch the dvds then write a review. I must have them back after you have watched, but you're free to copy them if you wish. they're all legal.
Just a thought. I am not sure what response I will get.
Cheers Millard.

**war head** · 28-02-2004

Yes i'd be up for this. You'd have to poast them to me though cos im not near Newcastle. Would there be any financial incentive for the top notch reviews i'd be writing, though

ha ha ha

**Channel Hopper** · 28-02-2004

How does one write a review once one has gone blind ?

**war head** · 28-02-2004

you tell me

ha ha ha

any other visually impaired potential porn reviewers out there?

this product may help : http://deafandblind.com/braille-keyboard.html

**Razor** · 29-02-2004

Just do what everyone else does.

Write the same review for every DVD, but change the name at the start. This might do.

Well this DVD has it all.... boy/girl,.. girl/girl,..boy/girlx2. with some indoor and outdoor action. A must have.

Millard · 01-03-2004

There's no payment to write the reviews. I mean, it'll only take a bloke with O Level English around 10 minutes - all we need is around 300 words.

I suppose you guys are right, porn is all the same. I have 56 Red Light District DVDs stacked on top of my video cpubaord, all UNOPENED.

Stuff like Throat Gaggers 1,2,3,4,6,7,11.

In the Pink, Then In the Stink 1 and 2.

sometimes, I think I am in the wrong job. LOL.

Millard.

**war head** · 01-03-2004

Doesnt the company who sends you the free dvd's get upset when you fail to write the reviews?

Sounds to me like you're in the right job

ha ha ha

**Channel Hopper** · 01-03-2004

Originally Posted by war head

Doesnt the company who sends you the free dvd's get upset when you fail to write the reviews?

Or send back their merchandise

**war head** · 01-03-2004

Yes, 56 original Red Light district DVD's = over £1000 worth of porn

That's a significant percentage of the total number of films ever made by that particular production company

Best write those reviews soon eh

Do let us know what site we can read them on

ha ha ha

Millard · 02-03-2004

Nah, they've not really bothered about the dvds, as long as we write one or two.
Millard.

**war head** · 02-03-2004

R U gonna send me a load then?

Dont need the boxes, save on postage

I will return them asap and email or print out the reviews for you

Trust me, i am a man of my word

I can assure you i wouldnt stoop so low as to steal your porn

And i have got english A-level from the days when A-levels were hard

ha ha ha

Millard · 05-03-2004

Originally Posted by war head

R U gonna send me a load then?

Dont need the boxes, save on postage

I will return them asap and email or print out the reviews for you

Trust me, i am a man of my word

I can assure you i wouldnt stoop so low as to steal your porn

And i have got english A-level from the days when A-levels were hard

ha ha ha

Where do you live then? Not Russia?

Ha, we actually had a bloke arrive on our site from Japan...

Regards, the dvds, I won't send you a huge batch, but I may consider sending you one, just to see if I can trust ya. No offence, but these dvds are worth something like £22-30 EACH.

I'll get back to you.

Millard.

**war head** · 05-03-2004

yes, good thinking, lets start with just one disc

i live in the middle of nowhere, in england's smallest county

i have got quite a few red light ones already, it would be nice to review a title i havent seen yet, whatever you need a review on most urgently i suppose really

ha ha ha

**Channel Hopper** · 05-03-2004

Originally Posted by war head

R U gonna......? Dont need the boxes.... asap and .... i am a man of my word...... i wouldnt stoop so low......And i have got english A-level from the days when A-levels were hard

I can quite see that you may not have attained the standard required of the GCE level for English Language, nor literature. There are probably a dozen errors, I can see ten straight off.

ha ha ha

**war head** · 05-03-2004

This " ha ha ha " business is contagious

its like beavis and butthead on here

ha ha ha

**waverider** · 05-03-2004

I reckon you will have to stop watching em soon m8 to prevent straining wrist's!....and the other draw back is that you will end up with slanted eye's and start squinting at people (" aaahhh Grasshopper")

**jimbo** · 06-03-2004

Originally Posted by war head

its like beavis and butthead on here

Is that the first title Millard is sending you?

**Channel Hopper** · 06-03-2004

Confucious say - Man that get white end on stick after watching lady on TV, soon need white end on stick

**war head** · 06-03-2004

surely you satellite porn aficionados must also be suffering from similar repetitive strain injuries associated with the hobby

still waiting by my letterbox for the first lorry load of dvd's

ha ha ha

**jimbo** · 06-03-2004

Originally Posted by war head

still waiting by my letterbox for the first lorry load of dvd's

ha ha ha

Have you written your first review though?

**war head** · 07-03-2004

no that would be a little premature

ha ha ha

I have entered a letter writing competition in Fiesta magazine though

Still camped out in the hall waiting for the £500 1st prize cheque to fall thru the Letterbox

ha ha ha

philengland · 09-03-2004

drat - i wish i could move up there! - i would like to review dvds! - could/would you post to south wales? (get in touch!)

**waverider** · 09-03-2004

@ war head have you sent any photo's in to readers wives yet m8?

salimi · 14-03-2004

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**Channel Hopper** · 14-03-2004

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