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14-12-2007
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Morbid, I know, but I always wondered this as there is never a point when you notice yourself falling exactly into sleep. You can sense drifting into sleep but the moment of crossing into sleep is lost.  | ||
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14-12-2007
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My System: Mostly gathering dust cos there's no room for dishes here... :( The Sleepy Hollow pollracle has spoken! | I'd have thought you'd feel pain of somesort (from a Heart attack, Annurism, knife in your back (a kind missus!!) etc.) if you died just as you're falling asleep, but as I have a long time left (I hope!!!) I don't really want to find out any time soon... | ||
| I think your car looks funny too...... Proud owner of a satellites.co.uk cap & T-Shirt... (though the latter no longer fits due to my ever expanding waistline!!!) Resident KIRBY Vacuum nut...  | |||
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My System: Andrews 1.2 dish. Inverto LNB. Matched feedhorn. Technomate 6800 | Of course you know when you are dying but then youre dead so you don't know that you knew you were dying so you then don't know you are dead. Simple really.
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15-12-2007
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My System: Mostly gathering dust cos there's no room for dishes here... :( The Sleepy Hollow pollracle has spoken! | What's with all the sheep references? Ewe = Female sheep.... I know you lot North of the Tyne (born South of the Tyne myself) are strange, but I didn't know you were that bad!!!  | ||
| I think your car looks funny too...... Proud owner of a satellites.co.uk cap & T-Shirt... (though the latter no longer fits due to my ever expanding waistline!!!) Resident KIRBY Vacuum nut... | |||
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| The Consumate Dreamer  Join Date: 01-01-2000 Location: Somewhere where the Sauer is Kraut and the Wurst is Brat
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Blog Entries: 5 My System: I bet on red. If I lose, I double the bet on red again. I continue with this until I lost everything.  Muhuhuhahahahahaaaaarrrgggh | Many times I am falling asleep, and just about when I am entering deep sleep I feel this awful pain. This is nto a sign I am dying, it is the dragon elbowing me for (alledgedly) snoring. One day I will fall asleep and if there isn't pain I know I am dead. | ||
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My System: Mostly gathering dust cos there's no room for dishes here... :( The Sleepy Hollow pollracle has spoken! |
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Lol well I certainly can relate to that T_G no wonder I never felt rested. I used to wake up with bruises. The only way to tackle the situation is to use your phone to record SWMBO when she is sleeping and snoring, she will not believe you until you provide video evidence. | |||
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16-12-2007
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| The Consumate Dreamer Join Date: 01-01-2000 Location: Somewhere where the Sauer is Kraut and the Wurst is Brat
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Nonononono you must be joking mate, you don't know what I am dealing with. Even if I show stone cast evidence of her snoring like drunk bear it will still be my fault. How? God and the dragon move in mysterious ways. But it is 100% my fault. World hunger? My fault. Famine? My fault. She has a bad hair? My fault. Her food tastes shit? You know the answser. Her mother is a an old b****? Double my fault. I am just happy I wake up alive | |||
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16-12-2007
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It is a no win situation I see........ OK well seeing as it is your fault perhaps you has better both get one of these Or if you are into electronic gadgets one of Ebay Failing that well just admit defeat and resort to the spare single bed | ||
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My System: Andrews 1.2 dish. Inverto LNB. Matched feedhorn. Technomate 6800 | Is that a picture of T_G and his missus in the link you posted ? these They look like a happy loving couple and I can't see any bruises. | ||
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| The Consumate Dreamer Join Date: 01-01-2000 Location: Somewhere where the Sauer is Kraut and the Wurst is Brat
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