Lets get one thing straight about Hotbird 13E


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Old 21-01-2007   #1
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Lets get one thing straight about Hotbird 13E

Many of you seem to have an almost mystical fascination in Hotbird 13E. You seem to think its chockablok of full on sexual depravity of all types & flavours transmitted in the clear.

Well listen very carefully - its not.

There is a common misconception amongst Indian men that hard core porn transmitted in the clear from 13E. It isnt Word seems to have got around its full of rampant sexual practises of all types and flavours and that 13E is a home of total depravity. All in the clear as well..

Which is complete rubbish of course - even here in decadent Europe hard core sex channels are not allowed to transmit in the clear.

Theres plenty of sex around of course but in general its scrambled. Some of the services (eg TPS) have been easy to open for long periods of time and others have been open occasionally. Even some of the porn services are open on certain boxes at some points which is probably where the information has come from.

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Heres a fairly typical screenshot from one of the so called "sex channels" in the clear on Hotbird. This is "SexySat3" and lets be honest this is about as erotic as a broken arm.

Theres loads of this level titillation free to air on 13E but if you find this sexually thrilling you *really* need to get a girlfriend.

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There's loads of this level titillation free to air on 13E but if you find this sexually thrilling you *really* need to get a girlfriend.
I tried AG but the wife won't let me.
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