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I am really fed up with all the spam e-mails promising me additional inches.
If I have taken their advice then just over few months, I would have by now a fire extinguisher hosepipe.
Yes, don't forget the perfect breasts you would have to complement you manhood, as well as several 'university' degrees and enough drugs to not only make you live forever, but feel very happy all the time. You can of course afford all this as you have won the lottery several times over and been involved in some very rewarding foreign investments.
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Yes, don't forget the perfect breasts you would have to complement you manhood, as well as several 'university' degrees and enough drugs to not only make you live forever, but feel very happy all the time. You can of course afford all this as you have won the lottery several times over and been involved in some very rewarding foreign investments.
And of course having to keep re-registering your login at 43 different banks and building societies spanning most of Europe and the Americas must mean you are super rich which is why all the Nigerian solicitors are trying to contact me to give me more money. Shame I am not in the laundry business
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I keep getting some guy called "Fatan kercagu" asking me to send him money to pay for his university fees, like I'd pay for him to learn how to work a phone in a call centre!!!
I think your car looks funny too......
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