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Old 14-11-2007   #1
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Perhaps He Thought It Was The Local Bike



PERHAPS HE THOUGHT IT WAS THE LOCAL BIKE

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...st/7095134.stm
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The Sleepy Hollow pollracle has spoken!

How in the heck can a guy have sex with a bike?!?

I can understand how a woman could, but a man, I haven't the foggiest!!!

There's some strange people in the world...
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Takes all sorts.
So that's what some people do with the Liquerice torpedos!!!!
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Originally Posted by 2cvbloke View Post
How in the heck can a guy have sex with a bike?!?

No doubt he was innertube........
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No doubt he was innertube........
He must have a small one to fit in an innertube...
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At least he is trying to save the planet as a cyclist

How about with a car?

_www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=40452&in_page_id=2

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I hope they rubbered up...
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A lad from Galashiels got done for simulating sex on/with a pavement a couple of weeks ago!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...nd/7079288.stm
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lol i couldn't stop laughing for about 15minutes after reading that on bbc

also another funny one "man marrys dog to cure a curse" lol

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/7093422.stm
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lol i couldn't stop laughing for about 15minutes after reading that on bbc

also another funny one "man marrys dog to cure a curse" lol

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/7093422.stm
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