..If memory serves I've already met an Alien at a rather nice party in Islington some years back..
He was busy chatting up some blonde bimbo when I bumped into him and spilled his Pangalactic Gargleblaster.
He lost his cool and kicked me smartly in spluffuls ..
as luck would have it he missed my armpit completely
..splarff grabufil sorg asblttyak ....lol
..spwhtforgilon blut sogylast sorg then home to feed the cat
damn that babelfish ...it slipped down my gablong again ..
oh well..
you should come round and meet the family sometime ..
..we'd love to have you for dinner

rgds
VS