I'm not really one to resort to violence, but . . .


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 12-05-2008   #1
Believe it when I see it Admin.
 
rolfw's Avatar
 
Join Date: 01-05-1999
Location: Southern England
Posts: 27242
Thanks: 33
Thanked 641 Times in 447 Posts
Blog Entries: 3

My System: Sky+, DB 7000s, Gemini 4.3 in flash, Var on USB stick. Transparent 80cm Dish, Moteck SG2100 DiseqC motor, lots of legacy gear. Meters: Satlook Digital NIT, Unaohm EP313, Swires Annie 204 Spectrum, Rover ST-4 Spectrum.
I'm not really one to resort to violence, but . . .

Dropped into B&Q this afternoon and this guy in an orange apron came up to me without provocation and asked me if I wanted decking. Well needless to say, I got the first punch in and it took three of them to drag me off, but I'm not going to put up with that, would you?
__________________
Rolf
If you enjoy our site, you can help support it by wearing our unique branded merchandise, you can do this by clicking on my baseball cap, making a direct donation with Paypal by clicking on the Donation button below, or using our site supporting advertisers, to do this, click on the central image below



Donate
rolfw is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 12-05-2008   #2
Amo Amas Amant Admin
 
Topper's Avatar
 
Join Date: 18-11-2004
Location: NW England (Siberia)
Posts: 7742
Thanks: 16
Thanked 217 Times in 202 Posts

My System: IDD CI24 ECONO MM Penta 1.20 Galaxy II 1.2Mtr Polar MTG yes it has been on the arc for 21 years and is still driven by a modified wiper motor from a Ford Anglia. It's like me sometimes groans but always performs


Saved us from the black plague of ignoratio elenchi, he awaits a special badge with jugs
Ermm

I assume you should have posted this in Wavey's Rolf shall I move it or are you being serious
__________________
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left!

Formerly toppervte33h
whose six pack has turned into a keg

Help support this web site by making a donation
Or use other options to help support Sats UK
Show Your Support
by clicking the button

Thank you.
Freddie Flintoff is back



Topper is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-05-2008   #3
Super Moderator
 
mhku's Avatar
 
Join Date: 08-03-2005
Location: J6 M5
Posts: 3647
Thanks: 4
Thanked 106 Times in 100 Posts
Blog Entries: 1

My System: DM7020S ~ DM500s ~ sg2100 ~ Gemini


If he were not a wizard, from head down to the root, you would have got to worry-your DB only boots

Boom boom!
__________________

You don't stop playing because you get old, you get old because you stop playing. Regras
Before posting in the Dreambox section please ensure you've read The Guide


Information is for educational purposes only

mhku is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-05-2008   #4
can't spell :D
 
Salty25's Avatar
 
Join Date: 26-10-2004
Location: Colchester, Essex
Posts: 1799
Thanks: 122
Thanked 29 Times in 26 Posts

My System: Sky+ Pace v3, and before that analouge 80cm dish with Prima by Pace box pointed at 19.2e (not very imaginative then!)

I can just imagine Jimmy Carr saying that.
__________________
Fantasy Leagues on Satellites.co.uk
Satellites.co.uk Premier League SupaLiga 08/09, click here ~ Current leader - kreacher!

Satellites.co.uk F1 SupaLiga '08, click here ~ Current leader - Oily!


Salty25 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-05-2008   #5
T_G
The Consumate Dreamer
 
T_G's Avatar
 
Join Date: 01-01-2000
Location: Somewhere where the Sauer is Kraut and the Wurst is Brat
Posts: 4502
Thanks: 49
Thanked 64 Times in 58 Posts

My System: I bet on red. If I lose, I double the bet on red again. I continue with this until I lost everything.


Muhuhuhahahahahaaaaarrrgggh

Nice one Rolf, I always wanted to do that!



and before anyone gets confused:
__________________
I only believe stuff that comes straight from Mr. Horses mouth

Help build Satellites City!
Help build the Satellites MiniCity - no downloads, no money involved, just a daily click onto the site. More details here:

http://www.satellites.co.uk/satellite/717922-post1.html


T_G is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 13-05-2008   #6
Prince of Birthdays
 
dig deep's Avatar
 
Join Date: 28-09-2005
Location: Sweden
Posts: 2594
Thanks: 12
Thanked 60 Times in 55 Posts

My System: Dream7020 and lots of junk all over the place

good punch line Rolf
dig deep is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 13-05-2008   #7
Regular Member
 
koansrc's Avatar
 
Join Date: 14-11-2006
Location: Athens-Greece
Posts: 309
Thanks: 8
Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts

My System: CM 3.0m @ 28.2 w PACE

Originally Posted by rolfw View Post
Dropped into B&Q this afternoon and this guy in an orange apron came up to me without provocation and asked me if I wanted decking. Well needless to say, I got the first punch in and it took three of them to drag me off, but I'm not going to put up with that, would you?
Lucky he didn't ask if you where looking for a screw. You would have nailed him. It's enough to drive you up the wall.
koansrc is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 13-05-2008   #8
T_G
The Consumate Dreamer
 
T_G's Avatar
 
Join Date: 01-01-2000
Location: Somewhere where the Sauer is Kraut and the Wurst is Brat
Posts: 4502
Thanks: 49
Thanked 64 Times in 58 Posts

My System: I bet on red. If I lose, I double the bet on red again. I continue with this until I lost everything.


Muhuhuhahahahahaaaaarrrgggh

Originally Posted by koansrc View Post
Lucky he didn't ask if you where looking for a screw. You would have nailed him. It's enough to drive you up the wall.
I am a bit worried about your do-it-yourself techniques. If he'd ask for a screw, rolf would have screwed him. If he asked for a nail, he would have nailed him. You got to use the correct tools at all times!!
__________________
I only believe stuff that comes straight from Mr. Horses mouth

Help build Satellites City!
Help build the Satellites MiniCity - no downloads, no money involved, just a daily click onto the site. More details here:

http://www.satellites.co.uk/satellite/717922-post1.html


T_G is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 13-05-2008   #9
Administrator
 
jimbo's Avatar
 
Join Date: 01-01-2000
Location: Greater London
Posts: 3422
Thanks: 2
Thanked 24 Times in 21 Posts

My System: Sky HD, TM6800HD, Manhattan Plaza ST550 and TM1500 CI+. 1.0m dish and 36v motor, Panasonic DVD HDD recorder and Panasonic video/DVD recorder. Sony G800 HD TV stand/surround system + Sony KDL40W2000. Infinity USB, Elvis, CAS1, CAS2.

The old ones are the best LOL.
__________________
Jimbo



jimbo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 13-05-2008   #10
Believe it when I see it Admin.
 
rolfw's Avatar
 
Join Date: 01-05-1999
Location: Southern England
Posts: 27242
Thanks: 33
Thanked 641 Times in 447 Posts
Blog Entries: 3

My System: Sky+, DB 7000s, Gemini 4.3 in flash, Var on USB stick. Transparent 80cm Dish, Moteck SG2100 DiseqC motor, lots of legacy gear. Meters: Satlook Digital NIT, Unaohm EP313, Swires Annie 204 Spectrum, Rover ST-4 Spectrum.

LOL, yes I thought so.
__________________
Rolf
If you enjoy our site, you can help support it by wearing our unique branded merchandise, you can do this by clicking on my baseball cap, making a direct donation with Paypal by clicking on the Donation button below, or using our site supporting advertisers, to do this, click on the central image below



Donate
rolfw is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 13-05-2008   #11
aka Skyman
 
zorba's Avatar
 
Join Date: 13-06-2003
Location: Limassol, Sunny Cyprus
Posts: 1437
Thanks: 9
Thanked 30 Times in 28 Posts

My System: 3m(sky),1.8m(astr/hotbird),1m (nilesat)1m(arabsat)diseqc 4,sky plus,visionet 8000s. Satlook nit colour + Horizon hdsm. wii



Yeah,but whenever I go up to a gorgeous woman and offer a good f*cking all I get in return is a decking .
zorba is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 13-05-2008   #12
T_G
The Consumate Dreamer
 
T_G's Avatar
 
Join Date: 01-01-2000
Location: Somewhere where the Sauer is Kraut and the Wurst is Brat
Posts: 4502
Thanks: 49
Thanked 64 Times in 58 Posts

My System: I bet on red. If I lose, I double the bet on red again. I continue with this until I lost everything.


Muhuhuhahahahahaaaaarrrgggh

Thats becuase instead of a large screwdriver you got a small nailcutter in your hand!!
__________________
I only believe stuff that comes straight from Mr. Horses mouth

Help build Satellites City!
Help build the Satellites MiniCity - no downloads, no money involved, just a daily click onto the site. More details here:

http://www.satellites.co.uk/satellite/717922-post1.html


T_G is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off
Forum Jump







All times are GMT +1. The time now is 09:12 AM.


All views and information expressed in users' communications and profiles represent the opinions of the users concerned and do not represent the views of Satellites.co.uk. All images and news content are believed to be in the public domain, except where otherwise stated. Forum software by vBulletin® Version 3.7.3
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.


Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.2.0