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Caption competition: Win a £25 Amazon Gift Voucher!!

Post your hilarious take on our monthly photo and you could win a £25 amazon gift voucher. This months caption competition features a toilet and a video camera. The competition will close at 9pm on the 31st July when the site admin will select a winner. The winner will receive the £25 amazon voucher via email and the sites admin decision is final.

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Yorks I think we need to disqualify you as well - you are just too warped for this
Although you are probably right AS, I think that's a little unfair .

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