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Old 09-08-2009   #26
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Originally Posted by T_G View Post
Yeah but that was so long ago nobody remembers it.
Time have changed I am afraid

So daily means how long?
15 minutes,
15 seconds ?

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness"
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Originally Posted by HB13DISH View Post
I heard on the news last week that in Israel there are a lot of cases where married women are asking for divorce because their husband is spending too much time watching porn
That's because Israeli women get way too involved in what other people are doing perhaps ?

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Originally Posted by j..m View Post
That's because Israeli women get way too involved in what other people are doing perhaps ?
I don't think so. They just don't want their husbands to enjoy themselves without them.
Which reminds of a long running joke:
The wife looks in the mirror in the morning, take a long sigh of pleasure and says: He deserves this.
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Originally Posted by HB13DISH View Post
I don't think so. They just don't want their husbands to enjoy themselves without them.
Lol some don't want their husbands to enjoy themselves at all. With or without them

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Originally Posted by Topper View Post
When I went to school daily meant everyday
I guess I didn't pay enough attention in school. That must be why I fit satellite dishes for a living.
I did however learn the definition of the word 'pedant'.
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That's a big jump from

1) I am single and don't watch porn at all...

TO...

2) I am single and watch porn more than one hour a day...

How about, I am single and watch porn for about 15 minutes per day. Enough time to get a result.
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