Women

hoggy

How many times have you heard "grow up" or "act like a man". I have a theory that the actual word "man" was invented by........Women.
When I go to a theme park I have a fantastic time on all those crazy rides, whooping my head off, taking silly photos with a cheap camera strapped on my wrist, just occasionally one of them comes out a good picture. I even have my snacks whislt in the queue so as not to waste time.
When I played with my kids, or took my son and his mates out, or organized games for them in the cubs and scouts, we all had a great time; now, when I play with my grand-children, I still have the same type of fun/enjoyment. Yet in the background I still hear the women say "look at him behaving like a kid". I'm very happy behaving like that, I have a wonderful time, and I am sure it's because I am still a BOY.

HB13DISH

Keep this up, you will live longer.

2cvbloke

Act like a man? But, that is how we act!!! They should say "Act how we expect you to behave", silly wimmin...

hoggy

but more importantly, idiocy is fun!

Once I was working late, and on the way out I decided it would be a good idea to fill the mouthpiece of a colleague's phone with blu-tak. He spent the whole day shouting down the phone and couldn't understand why they couldn't hear him. Never thought to look at the mouthpiece!

Oh, if you want to make someone feel reaaaaaally special, try making a big banner saying "<insert name here>'s special area", then print out lots of pictures of people doing a thumbs up (use the google image search for "thumbs up"), and stick the whole lot all around their office/cubicle.