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Old 10-08-2009   #1
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Family, ya can't live with em'.... You can't decapitate them

HER mum has mentioned the digital change over "AGAIN" (3x a week for months now) ...... I got the, "I'm not too concerned about it" ........... "But blah blah blah blah blah blah-de freakin' Blah"........ So I went out & bought the old hag at 19" LG widescreen idtv .......... £150 + change ...... Call it a "Piece Of Mind Payment"

I just went over there today & instead of expecting to hear about what was going on in ITV2 land, Or Sky 3 perhaps ...... I was expected to listen to the cantankerous old trout pointing at me & contorting her face like a chewed up toffee & complaining that digital TV programming was pathetic ......... I threw a loud STFU in her direction & left leaving her oversized daughter with her...

I get the feeling I may be in the dog house now (Figuratively speaking)

Anyone want to buy a analogue 4:3 Tosh portable ?

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A £14 Argos freeview jobbie would have done the same.

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I get the feeling I may be in the dog house now (Figuratively speaking)
Are you sure it's only figuratively?

Anyone want to buy a analogue 4:3 Tosh portable ?
Ever the opportunistic I see!

I have to agree with CH, I'd have shipped her off with a crappy digibox, she's probably not going to appreciate the wonders of Sky 3 (who does?), and the EPG will most probably make her head explode.

PS I'm not coming across as ageist/sexist (both?) am I?

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