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Old 03-12-2004   #1
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What have you asked Santa to bring?

Well just finished my list......Hope I'm not to late!...

1> A multi decryption cam that doesn't need files and unlocks ALL CHANNELS!

2> A Ferrari Testarossa.

3> A never ending bottle of scotch.

4> A Jordan mattress so I can punch, kick and jump all over it

5> A50ft Yacht ( anything over 500k will do!)

6> A time share that has has twelve months in the Caribean

7> A 5ft widescreen telly that changes channels by telepathy tuned to my brain only and not the wives when she wants to watch soaps!

8> A credit card that gives never ending free credit and never sends statements.

9> 2000 trillion air miles tickets

10> Chelsea football club

11> Rare collection of all the best superbikes manufactured

I think that just about covers everything.......
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7> A 5ft widescreen telly that changes channels by telepathy tuned to my brain
No 7 is dangerous with Satellite TV!

Would it be 24 hours of football you were thinking about or something else?


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our new broadband connection to be up and running....

A few cans of Banks's Mild would be nice
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Hi Wavefinder, No.8 is possible if you are a banker. You can program your computer not to send a statement. However dont forget to allocate 2 cards for me m8.

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I would ask Santa for a receiver that has no card or cam slot but decrypt everything including S*y-deegeetal.

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