Southampton fan says he'll clean toilet for cup ticket

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Old 26-03-2003   #1
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Southampton fan says he'll clean toilet for cup ticket

A Southampton fan says he'll clean the toilet of anyone for a week in return for a spare ticket for the FA cup semi-final against Watford.

Martin Tyrrell, 24, had a season ticket for the Saints but gave it up before Christmas.

He's tried everything else he can think of, including placing an advert in Southampton's Daily Echo newspaper.

Mr Tyrrell said: "I am a member of the club and have been to all the games this season. My mate and I had season tickets but we gave them up just before Christmas. It was the worst thing I have ever done."

He added: "I would clean the toilet of someone with a spare ticket for a week if it meant I could get a ticket but I would draw the line at being someone's slave for the day - unless of course, it was a nice fit young blonde."
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Regarding the nice, fit, young blonde. Would that be male or female, or didn't he say??

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