Disaster!
Friend of mine is currently having a two month holiday, sorry, is working on that god-awful 'C-Lebrity Love Island' nonsense in Fiji. That's one thing.

Secondly, and unbeknowst to yous lot coz i've just made it up, I have just Googled T_G's island plans - found it - and .............. its the same goddamn island
There is one problem. According to the Fijian government that owns the island, the new palm trees implanted by ITV (they are not native to Fiji) at a cost of, well you could buy a house, kind of money ;-) --- have to stay!
When I last telephoned my contact from Germany - aboard a speedboat going back to a 12star hotel on the mainland (that bits true BTW)) - my contact reckoned that in the period between the ending of production and the time we get marooned there - the palms
will have settled in and grown enough to block out the line of site for the sat dish. Apparently, that's the only place on that tiny island with a good enough grounding.
That might mean no footie/movies or ramsay's kitchen nightmares.
Maybe, we should just forget watching sat TV and just make

OK, bad idea, but .........
what we gonna do and was we washed up/put there with some HD ready kit
Mark.