A Few Warnings

nobbly

On some Swanson frozen dinners: “Serving suggestion: Defrost.”

On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): “Do not turn upside down.”

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: “Product will be hot after heating.”

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: “Do not iron clothes on body.”

On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine: “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.”

On Nytol Sleep Aid: “Warning: May cause drowsiness.”

On most brands of Christmas lights: “For indoor or outdoor use only.”

On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used for the other use.”

On Sainsbury’s peanuts: “Warning: contains nuts.”

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.”

On a child’s superman costume: “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”

On a Swedish chainsaw: “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands”


Be careful out there. This world is a dangerous place
nobbly

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munkey

I remember seeing “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.” - on a turkish airline though.

American microwaves (and most of the ones sold here) now contain the warning "Do not put live animals in the microwave".

A appliance company was sued after a woman put her cat in one to "dry it from the rain". Amazingly, she won!

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