Rant Rant Rant

Yeshi

Pishing people do my head in..

Why is it people push in when getting on the train.. push to get a seat.. then we arrive at the final stop and they expect to be the first off the train.. doesnt work like that.. My hands firmly on both handles on either side of door.. no one gets past.. cheeky things,.., ive just stood up all the way to the final stop.. you sat down and expect me to let you past whilst i slowly loosen my ankles after they have frozen and gone stiff.. and you have sat down taking the last paper from the pile near the doors.. "this is a flipping piss take this, there is never no room on these trains .. Dont worry ill shoulder barge them" Urr yeah mate you even touch me once and your on the floor.. flipping tossers..

Dont know what it is lately but people are starting to wind me up

Like walking down market street at dinner.. too many people around so everyone is walking directly behind each other... pishes me off when some silly billy decides to stop dead and makes me walk into her.. some daft women did this too me last week.. luckily i was aware and was on alert .. this women stopped dead and i just carried on walking .. anyway she fell over and accused me of pushing her over and swore at me.. Silly women got what for,... give her some advice on slowly pulling over when wanting to stop.. after all you cant jst stop dead on the m6 in the fast lane..

Anyway rant over. sorry if im not allowed to post thoughts

Topper

I do.... you are getting old

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Channel Hopper

Hint, have a really large dinner the night before preferably roast something or other, with beer. Then in the morning make your usual journey to work, but as soon as you get a place by the doors, let one rip, I mean LET ONE RIIIIPPPP.
Preferably the type that peels posters off the carriage walls from 5m , bleaches colour off the seat fabric, and turns carriage air into a lingering disease if inhaled.

Do it in the same carriage, same train, three times in one week and believe me, they will recognise you, and give you some room.

Job done

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Zorba

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Sir Bronking

certain kids pi** me off,
the ones that can see your car coming so they first run into the road and slow right down to a sloth like pace just because they can

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