Does The Hot Weather Give You The Horn?


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Old 21-07-2006   #1
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Does The Hot Weather Give You The Horn?

Yes, folks its a Q.

Does the hot weather make you randy like hell - or do you just want to smooze (and then probably stumble) over a Long Island Ice Tea the whole day/evening (which ever is appropriate)?

Answers, if you please, hehe.

Long Island Iced tea? Now there's a thought. Haven't had one for years - they can't make proper one's in Berlin ...............
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Well just driven through the town center and along the Thames promenade, if I wasn't feeling distracted before, I certainly am now.
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Muhuhuhahahahahaaaaarrrgggh

I don't know...As Rolf said, sitting somewhere in a place which is nice and cool and looking at scantily clad beauties is nice. But generally, when it is that hot I rather get the hump than the horn. Being sweaty, hot and thirsty makes me irritable. I prefer a somewhat lower temperature.
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The next fun day I have, is the bank holiday at the end of August, my friend has a house on the river, opposite the Reading Festival site and we take a little trip up and down the river on his boat, the views can be quite interesting.
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The other day one of my female associates (please disregard that this would mean a nun or a female minister), who had just returned from holiday paid me a visit to say hello. Her short skirt showed her very tanned legs, to which I commented on her fantastic tan. She then hoisted her skirt to the max to reveal more leg than you could shake a stick at and said..."not even any white bits".

.............so in answer to the question.........NO I'm a minister for goodness sakes.

I did, via prayer, thank the good lord for blessing the good lady with very tanned legs.............and for inventing short skirts....and for showing me them..................*ahem* in order that I could praise the lord for their brown-ness....and long-ness...and........never mind
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Originally Posted by Rev I.M. Jolly
I did, via prayer, thank the good lord for blessing the good lady with very tanned legs.............and for inventing short skirts....and for showing me them..................*ahem* in order that I could praise the lord for their brown-ness....and long-ness...and........never mind
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Hehe. Thought I pay you peeps my quarterly visit. Nice to see you again tg. I'll try to pay this site a wee bit more attention in future.
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...haven't actually. I am thinking about it though. As long as you know that if I do, I'll be relying on you peeps to direct me as to what I need and what I need to do it. The next time lidl has some sattelite thingy I'll get on board. Hope you have extensive knowledge of mounting dishes on church steeples
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A reverend replying to a "does the heat make you horny" thread.

Even after two Long Island Iced Teas - I find it hard to comprehend.

Mind, all replies are welcome - just like the church invites everyone - even though there is only room for men (as a church employee) to spread GOD's seed, ......... sorry, GOD's word.

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Originally Posted by BarMoo
A reverend replying to a "does the heat make you horny" thread.

Even after two Long Island Iced Teas - I find it hard to comprehend.

Mind, all replies are welcome - just like the church invites everyone - even though there is only room for men (as a church employee) to spread GOD's seed, ......... sorry, GOD's word.

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Me and my fellow ministerial colleagues have very good reason for excluding those of the female persuasion. They don't so much as spread the word.....but......they gossip the word, not quite the same thing I'm sure you'll agree.....less impact. Also a female in charge would only mean endless church fetes and jam tasting sessions.

I think you'll now agree with my peers rules on females, now that I have laid out the main points above.

One final point to your good self, though. I have amended my signature below so's that I can now get off scot-free from making the above comments

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Jesus, so now we have our very own character writer, LOL. You need a blog not a forum, hehe.

Uumm, so, apart from vaudeville-posh - what other guises/accents/styles can you do (like, one that is more believeable than the last one)?

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Originally Posted by rolfw
Well just driven through the town center and along the Thames promenade, if I wasn't feeling distracted before, I certainly am now.
Was that you I saw in Datchet Rolf?
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LOL, no, it was the Caversham promenade.
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An installers van went past me when I left the Windsor farm shop.
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Originally Posted by jimbo
An installers van went past me when I left the Windsor farm shop.
Ah, yes, the Windsor Farm Shop (home of everything thats ome-made (sic) - that would give me a boner any day.

Did you get a boner Jimbo? And did the sighting of an installers van add to the, well, excitement of the moment. Meh.

Temperatures have lowered somewhat here in Berlin, but I developed an instant sweat when the FexEd biker turned up on my doorstep holding a suitably large package - I barely managed a scrawl of a signature and everything was over in seconds.

I mean, come on, its not everyday you are greeted with a large package at 11.03am (and all for GBP44.37).
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Did you get a boner Jimbo? And did the sighting of an installers van add to the, well, excitement of the moment.
Nope but there was a boner contention over the price of a kilo of broad beans but that was soon sorted.
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I mean, come on, its not everyday you are greeted with a large package at 11.03am (and all for GBP44.37).
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Did the price include batteries?
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No, it was all real, tattoed, toned flesh - and every inch a German

Just imagine it the other way round and I think you'll understand how I got excited. A Pamela Anderson type bike courier turns up on your doorstep ..... sod the broad beans.

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