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Yes, folks its a Q. Does the hot weather make you randy like hell - or do you just want to smooze (and then probably stumble) over a Long Island Ice Tea the whole day/evening (which ever is appropriate)? Answers, if you please, hehe. Long Island Iced tea? Now there's a thought. Haven't had one for years - they can't make proper one's in Berlin ...............
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My System: I bet on red. If I lose, I double the bet on red again. I continue with this until I lost everything. ![]() Muhuhuhahahahahaaaaarrrgggh | I don't know...As Rolf said, sitting somewhere in a place which is nice and cool and looking at scantily clad beauties is nice. But generally, when it is that hot I rather get the hump than the horn. Being sweaty, hot and thirsty makes me irritable. I prefer a somewhat lower temperature.
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My System: .... ![]() Highest Newbie-Rambling coefficient by far - but still on probation | The other day one of my female associates (please disregard that this would mean a nun or a female minister ), who had just returned from holiday paid me a visit to say hello. Her short skirt showed her very tanned legs, to which I commented on her fantastic tan. She then hoisted her skirt to the max to reveal more leg than you could shake a stick at and said..."not even any white bits"..............so in answer to the question.........NO I'm a minister for goodness sakes. ![]() I did, via prayer, thank the good lord for blessing the good lady with very tanned legs.............and for inventing short skirts....and for showing me them..................*ahem* in order that I could praise the lord for their brown-ness....and long-ness...and........never mind | ||
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My System: I bet on red. If I lose, I double the bet on red again. I continue with this until I lost everything. ![]() Muhuhuhahahahahaaaaarrrgggh |
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My System: .... ![]() Highest Newbie-Rambling coefficient by far - but still on probation | Hehe. Thought I pay you peeps my quarterly visit. Nice to see you again tg. I'll try to pay this site a wee bit more attention in future. | ||
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My System: I bet on red. If I lose, I double the bet on red again. I continue with this until I lost everything. ![]() Muhuhuhahahahahaaaaarrrgggh | Yeah, there are a lot of lost souls to be saved here. Got your dish yet?
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My System: .... ![]() Highest Newbie-Rambling coefficient by far - but still on probation | ...haven't actually. I am thinking about it though. As long as you know that if I do, I'll be relying on you peeps to direct me as to what I need and what I need to do it. The next time lidl has some sattelite thingy I'll get on board. Hope you have extensive knowledge of mounting dishes on church steeples | ||
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My System: 2xPace 430N, 1xNokia MM9800, 1xNokia 80cm Sat Dish, 1xGibertini 120cm, Big Fat Furry Puss | A reverend replying to a "does the heat make you horny" thread. Even after two Long Island Iced Teas - I find it hard to comprehend. Mind, all replies are welcome - just like the church invites everyone - even though there is only room for men (as a church employee) to spread GOD's seed, ......... sorry, GOD's word. .
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I think you'll now agree with my peers rules on females, now that I have laid out the main points above. One final point to your good self, though. I have amended my signature below so's that I can now get off scot-free from making the above comments ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The Rev | |||
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My System: 2xPace 430N, 1xNokia MM9800, 1xNokia 80cm Sat Dish, 1xGibertini 120cm, Big Fat Furry Puss | Jesus, so now we have our very own character writer, LOL. Uumm, so, apart from vaudeville-posh - what other guises/accents/styles can you do (like, one that is more believeable than the last one)? .
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Ah, yes, the Windsor Farm Shop (home of everything thats ome-made (sic) - that would give me a boner any day. Did you get a boner Jimbo? And did the sighting of an installers van add to the, well, excitement of the moment. Meh.Temperatures have lowered somewhat here in Berlin, but I developed an instant sweat when the FexEd biker turned up on my doorstep holding a suitably large package - I barely managed a scrawl of a signature and everything was over in seconds. I mean, come on, its not everyday you are greeted with a large package at 11.03am (and all for GBP44.37). .
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My System: 2xPace 430N, 1xNokia MM9800, 1xNokia 80cm Sat Dish, 1xGibertini 120cm, Big Fat Furry Puss | No, it was all real, tattoed, toned flesh - and every inch a German ![]() Just imagine it the other way round and I think you'll understand how I got excited. A Pamela Anderson type bike courier turns up on your doorstep ..... sod the broad beans. .
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