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Old 27-08-2006   #1
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Sex and Smoking.

With cigarettes now getting progressively banned - smoking is now almost illegal in parts of USA - what can people now do instead after - you know - "doing it" ?

(Whether in real life, or in films!).

My suggestion is, the exhausted postcoital couple should each have a huge mug of steaming hot cocoa, whilst playing a quick game of Scrabble together. Then, they can both turn over and have a good long sleep.

Any other suggestions?
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I smoke, but the thought of having a fag after a bit of rumpy makes me feel sick: much like having a fag between 'courses' (not intercourses ) makes me gip too. Can't bide people who smoke near food (or over it as I remember my mother doing when she was cooking).

This is just me, but, I usually feel like I want to have a shower after sex

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I've just realised it wasn't just smoking I gave up 2 1/2 years ago

Have to admit there is nothing worse than an ex smoker, I hate going into a smelly pubs, clubs or restaurants now and yet I still very ocassionally have cravings for a rollup. I suppose after 31 years of smoking my gene structure has resequenced itself to accomodate the nicotine
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Originally Posted by BarMoo View Post
…This is just me, but, I usually feel like I want to have a shower after sex .
I bet a Freudian shrink would have a thing or two to say about that (and I wouldn't believe a word of it )


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…I still very ocassionally have cravings for a rollup. I suppose after 31 years of smoking...
Yea, I don't like to be the bearer of bad news, but your brain will probably never return to what it was like before you got sensitised to nicotine and associated cues (the sight of an ash tray, smell of second hand smoke etc) But it will get easier with time...
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I bet a Freudian shrink would have a thing or two to say about that (and I wouldn't believe a word of it )
Lets just say I knew what I was typing.

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best things to do after sex..... start again or go home to the wife
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best things to do after sex..... start again or go home to the wife
Good point...

I'm a bit of a "white sheep" in my family, everyone else smokes, but I don't, but I still have to put up with 2nd hand smoke, bleugh....
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Banned in pubs and restaurants in Scotland (England soon)
Just where *DO* you people have sex?
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