Sex and Smoking. | |
![]() |
| | Thread Tools | Display Modes |
![]() | ![]() |
| | #1 | ||
| Guest Join Date: 29-04-2005 Location: Midlands
Posts: 1514
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
My System: Pace 2200 Sky digibox with ftv card, Comag SL65 FTA sat receiver, 40cm Sky minidish, Setpal terrestrial receiver (for free uk tv only!). |
With cigarettes now getting progressively banned - smoking is now almost illegal in parts of USA - what can people now do instead after - you know - "doing it" ? (Whether in real life, or in films!). My suggestion is, the exhausted postcoital couple should each have a huge mug of steaming hot cocoa, whilst playing a quick game of Scrabble together. Then, they can both turn over and have a good long sleep. Any other suggestions? | ||
| | |
| | #2 | ||
| Post Meister Join Date: 31-12-1999 Location: Berlin, Germany.
Posts: 1802
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
My System: 2xPace 430N, 1xNokia MM9800, 1xNokia 80cm Sat Dish, 1xGibertini 120cm, Big Fat Furry Puss | I smoke, but the thought of having a fag after a bit of rumpy makes me feel sick: much like having a fag between 'courses' (not intercourses ) makes me gip too. Can't bide people who smoke near food (or over it as I remember my mother doing when she was cooking). This is just me, but, I usually feel like I want to have a shower after sex .
__________________ Have Fun, Moo. | ||
| | |
| | #3 | ||
| Ding Dang Doo Join Date: 31-01-2004 Location: Scotland
Posts: 4286
Thanks: 1
Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
My System: DreamBox 7000s - Nokia Freeview - Several GameBoys - DS Lite - ZX81 - SNES - N64 - Sega Saturn Dreamcast - PlayStation - Gamecube - PSP - iPod - iPhone - XBox - PS3 - Wii - No Life! | Banned in pubs and restaurants in Scotland (England soon) Can only say it's fantastic, coming home not smelling of smoke and eating without puffers, who have finished, blowing smoke while you're eating. As a non-smoker I'm lovin' it! | ||
| | |
| | #4 | ||
| Ding Dang Doo Join Date: 31-01-2004 Location: Scotland
Posts: 4286
Thanks: 1
Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
My System: DreamBox 7000s - Nokia Freeview - Several GameBoys - DS Lite - ZX81 - SNES - N64 - Sega Saturn Dreamcast - PlayStation - Gamecube - PSP - iPod - iPhone - XBox - PS3 - Wii - No Life! |
_http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/glasgow_and_west/5290278.stm | ||
| | |
| | #5 | ||
| Amo Amas Amant Admin Join Date: 18-11-2004 Location: NW England (Siberia)
Posts: 8192
Thanks: 18
Thanked 258 Times in 239 Posts
My System: IDD CI24 ECONO MM Penta 1.20 Galaxy II 1.2Mtr Polar MTG yes it has been on the arc for 21 years and is still driven by a modified wiper motor from a Ford Anglia. It's like me sometimes groans but always performs ![]() Saved us from the black plague of ignoratio elenchi, he awaits a special badge with jugs |
Gosh I've just realised it wasn't just smoking I gave up 2 1/2 years ago Have to admit there is nothing worse than an ex smoker, I hate going into a smelly pubs, clubs or restaurants now and yet I still very ocassionally have cravings for a rollup. I suppose after 31 years of smoking my gene structure has resequenced itself to accomodate the nicotine
__________________ War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left! Formerly toppervte33h whose six pack has turned into a keg Help support this web site by making a donation Or use other options to help support Sats UK Show Your Support by clicking the button ![]() Thank you. Freddie Flintoff is back | ||
| | |
| | #6 | ||||
| Super Minty Mod Join Date: 31-12-1999 Location: Fife, Scotland
Posts: 1587
Thanks: 5
Thanked 11 Times in 8 Posts
My System: 1200cc with 100,000,000,000 neurons and 100,000,000,000,000 connections | ) | ||||
| | |
| | #7 | |||
| Post Meister Join Date: 31-12-1999 Location: Berlin, Germany.
Posts: 1802
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
My System: 2xPace 430N, 1xNokia MM9800, 1xNokia 80cm Sat Dish, 1xGibertini 120cm, Big Fat Furry Puss | .
__________________ Have Fun, Moo. | |||
| | |
| | #8 | ||
| Guest Join Date: 29-04-2005 Location: Midlands
Posts: 1514
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
My System: Pace 2200 Sky digibox with ftv card, Comag SL65 FTA sat receiver, 40cm Sky minidish, Setpal terrestrial receiver (for free uk tv only!). | "oh, darling, I've just spilled cocoa on the duvet, it'll never wash out ...." "never mind dear, that's better than setting fire to it". "oh look, I can see a triple word score". | ||
| | |
| | #9 | ||
| Super Moderator Join Date: 24-09-2004 Location: Rochdale
Posts: 1680
Thanks: 4
Thanked 20 Times in 19 Posts
My System: Sky+ Multiroom,Thompson PVR, Dreambox 7000S, 300gig HDD, 1.1m Dish, Moteck SG-2100A DISEQC Motor, Gemini image, 2g USB Stick. ![]() A defender of the Remote Control Brigade, Sir R can flick channels faster than a Robben dive | best things to do after sex..... start again or go home to the wife
__________________ "A Wise Man can see more from the bottom of a well than a Fool can see from the top of a mountain." | ||
| | |
| | #10 | |||
| Sky Remote Breaker... Join Date: 05-01-2006 Location: Near Pendle Hill, Lancashire
Posts: 4184
Thanks: 4
Thanked 36 Times in 36 Posts
My System: Mostly gathering dust cos I'm a lazy git. Porty dish face blew off the mount, not too pleased... The Sleepy Hollow pollracle has spoken! | I'm a bit of a "white sheep" in my family, everyone else smokes, but I don't, but I still have to put up with 2nd hand smoke, bleugh....
__________________ I think your car looks funny too...... Proud owner of a satellites.co.uk cap & T-Shirt... Resident KIRBY Vacuum nut... ![]() | |||
| | |