The Queen and George W Bush

***wolsty*** · 25-11-2003

Thanks to my mole, I can exclusively bring you details of part of the conversation George W Bush had with Her Majesty the Queen at dinner the other night.

Dubya explained to the Queen that he felt that it was time to raise the status of America: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how my country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom"

The Queen replies: "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."

George Dubya thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?"

To which the Queen replied: "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince ".

Bush thought long and hard and came up with: "How about an Empire then?"

The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies: " Look Bush, to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."

And before George W Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "In any
case, I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country".

**rolfw** · 25-11-2003

Nice Wolsty, would've been too subtle for Dubya though.

***wolsty*** · 25-11-2003

Seems likely! Although I may misunderestimate him.

***drag0nfly_69uk*** · 26-11-2003

well knowing dubya, he probably doesnt know where Great Britain is on the map any way. Darn, that's horrible thought, imagine one day he's saying to his chief of staff: who shall we bomb today??? perish the thought

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