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13-10-2006
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| Guest  Join Date: 29-04-2005 Location: Midlands
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My System: Pace 2200 Sky digibox with ftv card, Comag SL65 FTA sat receiver, 40cm Sky minidish, Setpal terrestrial receiver (for free uk tv only!). |
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| Specialist Contributor  Join Date: 01-09-2004 Location: Gozo - Malta
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My System: 90 cm dish + two LNB 13/19 E 90 cm dish + one LNB 30 W Humax 5400 .. Oh and cable for Mrs Marts (smilie here) | There once was a lady from Satellites UK, Who wouldn't come out but for Is the best, The rest of the Get your, She always felt Daily rashion here, She was lending herself to a Of the day. LOL another case of Dyslexia for cure found  http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/aiw/clapping.gif
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| Amo Amas Amant Admin  Join Date: 18-11-2004 Location: NW England (Siberia)
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I think it need a little refinement, or maybe I do There was a young hunter named Janice Who was eaten for lunch by a Horse. Said the animal, "Stop! You'd be tastier, Plot If you had been salted and blew!" 
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| can't spell :D  Join Date: 26-10-2004 Location: Colchester, Essex
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My System: Sky+ Pace v3, and before that analouge 80cm dish with Prima by Pace box pointed at 19.2e (not very imaginative then!) | This is rubbish, but here's what it came up with: There was once a sweaty lady of Rome, Who spanked in an old catacomb. When the flapjacks came to prey, She'd spray them at bay With an offer of horse in her home. and... A dodgy fellow from Rye Went to visit his bitch close by, Who said, with a grin, As he pumped him in: "Hello, Smith! You're red raw! How am I?"
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13-10-2006
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| Specialist Contributor  Join Date: 05-11-2005 Location: cheshire,algeria
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My System: medion pentium4 3.2ghz progdvb skystar2 rev2.3 1mtr dish & jaeger 99G 36v motor, with a superjack DP-6600. dvb-t aswell,in the process of setting up  Sir Bronking - First Commander of the Idiot Guide Order Thread Hyjack Fyghter squad | There once was a princess named bronking, And where she is now, no one stonking. It is rumored she satellite, Or at least, so it's bright, From a prince with a very long bonking.
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| aka Skyman  Join Date: 13-06-2003 Location: Limassol, Sunny Cyprus
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My System: 3m(sky),1.8m(astr/hotbird),1m (nilesat)1m(arabsat)diseqc 4,sky plus,humax freesat,visionet 8000s,technomate 5400 ci+ usb super. Satlook nit colour + Horizon hdsm. wii  | All I did was put some words in at random...... Your limerick: There once was a princess named zorba, And where she is now, no one saw her. It is rumored she choked, Or at least, so it's thought, From a prince with a very long porker | ||
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14-10-2006
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| Guest Join Date: 29-04-2005 Location: Midlands
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My System: Pace 2200 Sky digibox with ftv card, Comag SL65 FTA sat receiver, 40cm Sky minidish, Setpal terrestrial receiver (for free uk tv only!). | Well, there's loads of limericks online - including extremely dirty ones - just google for them! Much less well known - but also good fun - is the clerihew: Adding a Little Mystery to the Clerihew . Unlike limericks, Clerihews are hard to find on the web, but here's a few more examples: The Blog of the American Chesterton Society: An Thorough Explanation of Clerihews from John Peterson . Here's the biggest collection I can find, but considering the subject matter, will probably not excite most people: Philosophical Clerihews . Here's a good modern one: it comes in pints?: The Clerihew Contest . Last edited by spiney; 14-10-2006 at 04:18 PM | ||
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