Satellicks .... (?)

spiney

Following the limerick generator thread - below - that's my new (pats pending) name for "satellite limericks".

Please understand, this is a new and experimental art form .......

A sci fi fan wanted "more satellite",
but, didn't know how to do that aright!
So, connected a rocket
to the lnb socket
and managed to set his whole flat alight.

A DXer followed his wish,
and purchased a 3 metre dish.
Of course, it was Cassegrain
but the fellow had no brain
and said: "there's a hole in it, tish!".

When purchasing coaxial cable,
just go for the best you are able.
That's sat grade with foam
and remember, don't moan
if you haven't read what's on the label.

Perhaps this next one should be censored, admin can decide .....

A well hung dish fitter called Rex, he
while "up" on the roof "doing checks" he
was "testing" the motor,
trapped his dick in the rotor,
and thought: "well, at least I'll die sexy"!

Zorba

Well,it does say specialist contributor under your name