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Old 16-10-2006   #1
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My System: 90 cm dish + two LNB 13/19 E 90 cm dish + one LNB 30 W Humax 5400 .. Oh and cable for Mrs Marts (smilie here)
Talking E-mail From Sheffield LOL

Or rather, part of an e-mail sent to my wife from a friend. They are comparing gas / electricity prices in UK and Malta

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I have recently evaluated the most competitive dual-fuel deals and those which promised to save me money turned out to be more expensive!

We now buy our telephone service from the ice cream van: our water from the egg man; our eggs from the gas company and our gas from the gardener. It becomes very confusing.

The other morning I turned on the tap to fill the kettle and some eggs fell out.

I could also smell the electricity escaping from the shower.

Turned on the hob to cook breakfast and water jets shot up!

Flushed the loo and coal fell into the pan.

I am totally confused now.

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