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12-12-2006
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| Amo Amas Amant Admin  Join Date: 18-11-2004 Location: Blackburn NW England (Siberia)
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My System: IDD CI24 ECONO MM Penta 1.20 Galaxy II 1.2Mtr Polar MTG yes it has been on the arc for 21 years and is still driven by a modified wiper motor from a Ford Anglia. It's like me sometimes groans but always performs  Saved us from the black plague of ignoratio elenchi, he awaits a special badge with jugs |
Today I returned home from work and my wife had put the wheely bin out and the blue and green tubs. It is normally my job but I am forbidden to lift at the moment. As I started to go upstairs to bed I noticed a pile of junk mail behind the door and a couple of crimbo cards from neighbours. Wow am I glad I bothered to pick all that up as when I did I found a card from some dimwit delivery guy which said 1 box green tub at side. I quickly ran outside with a torch and opened the green tub and took out the parcel. Now I ask you it is dark when I go to work and dark when I return so why would a delivery guy put a parcel in my recyling bin? | ||
| War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left! Formerly toppervte33h whose six pack has turned into a keg Help support this web site by making a donation Or use other options to help support Sats UK Show Your Support by clicking the button  Thank you. Freddie Flintoff is back | |||
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| can't spell :D  Join Date: 26-10-2004 Location: Colchester, Essex
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My System: Sky+ Pace v3, and before that analouge 80cm dish with Prima by Pace box pointed at 19.2e (not very imaginative then!) | Cos his a dickhead. Nuff said. | ||
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| Post Meister  Join Date: 31-12-1999 Location: Berlin, Germany.
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My System: 2xPace 430N, 1xNokia MM9800, 1xNokia 80cm Sat Dish, 1xGibertini 120cm, Big Fat Furry Puss | I would claim on the post insurance. The card says "in the bin" - for all you know the dustbinmen came between the time he/she "deposited" said parcel in the bin and the time you got back. Or just get onto the sender and give them the sob (bin) story: you might get two out of it ;-)) Uuuumm, two? Hope it wasn't a toy for the wife ,-(( Joke!! . | ||
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| Amo Amas Amant Admin Join Date: 18-11-2004 Location: Blackburn NW England (Siberia)
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My System: IDD CI24 ECONO MM Penta 1.20 Galaxy II 1.2Mtr Polar MTG yes it has been on the arc for 21 years and is still driven by a modified wiper motor from a Ford Anglia. It's like me sometimes groans but always performs Saved us from the black plague of ignoratio elenchi, he awaits a special badge with jugs |
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| War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left! Formerly toppervte33h whose six pack has turned into a keg Help support this web site by making a donation Or use other options to help support Sats UK Show Your Support by clicking the button Thank you. Freddie Flintoff is back | ||||
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| Super Minty Mod  Join Date: 31-12-1999 Location: Fife, Scotland
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My System: 1200cc with 100,000,000,000 neurons and 100,000,000,000,000 connections | I've heard of that happening around here too. It's slightly better than citylink. I once came home and found my ebuyer parcel happily enjoying a sunny afternoon on the front door step. Checked the online tracking thing and it said I had signed for it... | ||
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| Sky Remote Breaker...  Join Date: 05-01-2006 Location: Near Pendle Hill, Lancashire
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My System: Mostly gathering dust cos there's no room for dishes here... :( The Sleepy Hollow pollracle has spoken! | Can't be as bad as CityLink destroying a PC I built a couple of years back, the CPU heatsink had broken off due to the box being hurled about (there is NO way in hell that a heatsink would fall off like that!!! It broke the bloomin' clip on the CPU socket!!!), and subsequently the heatsink bashed up the motherboard and CPU to the point where it was destroyed and completely useless, and the customer was very p155ed off!!! Did you know that they actually have their own brand of wine called "Van du Vin"? Explains a lot really...  | ||
| I think your car looks funny too...... Proud owner of a satellites.co.uk cap & T-Shirt...  (though the latter no longer fits due to my ever expanding waistline!!!) Resident KIRBY Vacuum nut...  | |||
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