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Old 26-01-2007   #26
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Originally Posted by BarMoo View Post
Probably looked un-dynamic in forward motion - so they reversed it.

If there is someone in-vision and speaking (with the falls in the background) - then its probably a re-versioned dutch spot ;-)))

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Its just a slow zoom out from a helicopter, no in vision. As the water is flowing the wrong way it just looks amateurish and sloppily put together now whatever the artistic merit of the effect might be.
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I'm adding that Ariel & Lenor with Febreeze advert to the list, mainly cos I don't want to look at a young teen boy's rear end while he sticks his head in the sofa whilst sniffing it...

If there were a paint gun involved, that would be funnier...
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those car craft ads and confused.com insurance ad are too that is annoying but i tend not to watch them and flick over the channel
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those car craft ads and confused.com insurance ad are too that is annoying but i tend not to watch them and flick over the channel
I like the girl with the cartoon bmw mini at the beginning of the confused.com ad....
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Originally Posted by Analoguesat View Post
Any of the debt relief adverts from any company. What is the point of suggesting that people can run up enormous debts that they have no possibility whatsoever of paying off, then pay back less than they owe "by using little known government legislation"

Brilliant solution - you make yourselved bankrupt and thats your credit rating shagged for ever more.



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telling it like it really is.


Brilliant, especially the granny prozzie....
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Originally Posted by 2cvbloke View Post

Brilliant, especially the granny prozzie....
I see a granny fancier in our midst.
(I liked the shark circling animation)
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I see a granny fancier in our midst.
(I liked the shark circling animation)
I went out with a 35 year old once, and no-one will let me forget it....

(she was good in bed though... )
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Originally Posted by 2cvbloke View Post
I went out with a 35 year old once, and no-one will let me forget it....

(she was good in bed though... )
Many here will probably be asking you for her details.
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Many here will probably be asking you for her details.
I have them in a Zip file at home....

Not that anyone would like to see them, even I don't anymore...
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Heres a new annoying advert - Kellogs Crunchy Nut Cornflakes.

The action takes place in the "Nutters Arms" pub So far so good

The barmaid pulls milk from the handpump into pint glasses full of of crunchy nut flakes.

Oi bint! You have the soddin (milk design) pump clip round the wrong way on the hand pump! Its no bloody good if its facing the barmaid is it - it needs to be facing the customer so they know you are pulling nutritious milk onto their crunchy flakes

No decent bar person with any wit whatsover would make such a basic error

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OI!! BARRY SCOTT HERE!!

Grrrrrrr

and the stupid 118 ads

and any advert on SKY, as they come on every 10 minutes.... you end up watching more adverts than programs Grrr

you wait an hour for CSI to come on... shows a death.. plays the who tune... back to adverts FFS!
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