Lunatics smashing car windows with hammers

Saturlight

I was at my mum's when my bruv shouted me outside.

"Bloody hell!" he said. To cut a long story short, about five kids aged about 13, on bikes had been going up the pavement smashing car windows with hammers.

This was about 10.20pm. I was flabbergasted. I saw all these windows smashed, and this on a residential street!

I hate to swear, but that's ****ing terrible.

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They say life is what you make it, then how come I haven't made it! YET!

2cvbloke

Get a catapult and use them for target practise...

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wod

i would have kicked them in if you could get away with it the little s*its

Oily

I've just read in the paper that 2 ,lets call them 'foreign nationals',got away scott free with causing £££'s of damage to car wing mirrors even though they were caught on CCTV cameras because they were unemployed .

Police said it would be a waste of public money taking them to court has they wouldn't have the money for the fines etc.
What about community service?Let them pick dog shit up from the local park for 6 months,anything to send out a message that no matter what your circumstances are,YOU will be punished.
God damn this country,it really is going to the dogs

Saturlight

I just couldn't believe what I was seeing. A line of cars: winscreens smashed, side windows smashed. Thousands of pounds of damage in seconds, not to mention the bother for the people whose cars they were.

Utter madness, yet the police were 40 minutes in coming out, yet I remember a man who stole a 99p sandwich in a local bakers, a police van with around 10 coppers came to arrest him in 3 minutes.

We'd thought he was a £30 million bank robber on the run.

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They say life is what you make it, then how come I haven't made it! YET!

gameboy

Reminds me of this story.

Wife asks husband why he left the shed light on...

He didn't, and sees a figure moving around in his well stocked work shed.

Calls the Police, they tell him they don't have any officers available and not to approach the shed.

He hangs up, then calls back to say "it's OK, I've shot the B*stard he's dead".

Within five minutes his house is surrounded by Police and a chopper even appears.

They catch the thief but they're really piss*d.

"Though you said you shot him" the officer says...

"Though you said you didn't have anyone available" answered the husband.

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Only he who does nothing, does nothing wrong.

2cvbloke

Hmm, so they care more about criminals being shot than actually catching the criminal in the act...

Damned good idea though....

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2cvbloke

I've literally just spotted this in my E-mail inbox from my dad, and I think it's a brilliant prison, all prisons should be like this:

Subject: Sheriff Joe Arpaio

THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO, HE IS THE MARICOPA

COUNTY SHERIFF( ARIZONA ) AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

These are some of the reasons why:

Sheriff Joe Arpaio created the "tent city jail" to save Arizona from
spending tens of million of dollars on another expensive prison complex.

He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for
them.

He banned smoking and porno magazines in the jails, and took away their
weightlifting equipment and cut off all but "G" movies. He says: "they're in
jail to pay a debt to society not to build muscles so they can assault
innocent people when they leave."

He started chain gangs to use the inmates to do free work on county and city
projects and save taxpayer's money.

Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for
discrimination.

He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order
that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again but
only allows the Disney channel and the weather channel.

When asked why the weather channel he replied: "so these morons will know
how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs."

He cut off coffee because it has zero nutritional value and is therefore a
waste of taxpayer money. When the inmates complained, he told them, "This
isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back."

He also bought the Newt Gingrich lecture series on US history that he pipes
into the jails. When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a
Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series that actually tells
the truth for a change would be welcome and that it might even explain why
95% of the inmates were in his jails in the first place.

With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees just
set a new record for June 2nd), the Associated Press reports: About 2,000
inmates living in a barbed- wire-surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa
County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their
government-issued pink boxer shorts.

On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing pink boxer shorts were chatting in the
tents, where temperatures reached 128 degrees. "This is hell. It feels like
we live in a furnace," said Ernesto Gonzales, an inmate for 2
years with 10 more to go. "It's inhumane."

Joe Arpaio, who makes his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches,
is not one bit sympathetic. "Criminals should be punished for their crimes -
not live in luxury until it's time for parole, only to go out and commit
more crimes so they can come back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy
things many taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves."

Wednesday he told all the inmates who were complaining of the heat in the
tents: "It's between 120 to 130 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living
in tents too, and they have to walk all day in the sun, wearing full
battle gear and get shot at, and they have not committed any crimes, so shut
your damned mouths!"

Way to go, Sheriff! If all prisons were like yours there would be a lot less
crime and we would not be in the current position of running out of prison
spaces.

If you agree, pass this on.
If not, just delete it.

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