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1) That they're men 2) That they leave the bog seat up 3) Long nose and ear hair 4) Lingering BO 5) They smell of pubs 6) They won't argue back 7) They wear unattractive underpants 8) They drink too much 9) Don't do enough around the house 10) Hate their partner's mother | ||
| I wish women would stop saying I'm very good looking. It's embarrassing... | |||
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My System: Triple Dragon with a Steerable 1 metre Dish with & Diablo wireless & Dragon cam ver 3 & 4 card a matrix rev a cas3 and a load more stuff the wife doesn't know I bought. |
Not bad, when they said women are the opposite sex I didn't realise they meant it in every way possibel | ||
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My System: Motorised dish, dvd players and recorders; a freeview box, broadband, VCRs, four TVs, mobiles, pcs, a mac, Ipod, digital cameras...the lot! | Ha! You bet, m8.  | ||
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| The Local Drunkard  Join Date: 19-08-2005 Location: Almeria, Spain
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My System: 130cm dish 80cm motorised dish Silvercrest SL65 FTA Internet cafe broadband Lots of FTA channels on most satellites aimed at europe and middle east.  | Totally agree... well said | ||
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My System: Mostly gathering dust cos there's no room for dishes here... :( The Sleepy Hollow pollracle has spoken! |
2. Yep, I do... 3. Hmm, nose hair yes, but I keep pulling that out...  4. Only if I have no hot water or shower-in-a-can.... 5. I don't, I hate pubs....  6. Er, I can aruge non-stop until the other side gives in.... 7. Well, they keep my bits warm....  8. I hardly drink at all!!!  9. Erm, do what exactly???  10. Can't answer that as I'm single... | |||
| I think your car looks funny too...... Proud owner of a satellites.co.uk cap & T-Shirt... (though the latter no longer fits due to my ever expanding waistline!!!) Resident KIRBY Vacuum nut...  | ||||
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My System: Motorised dish, dvd players and recorders; a freeview box, broadband, VCRs, four TVs, mobiles, pcs, a mac, Ipod, digital cameras...the lot! | Number ten is no excuse. | ||
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My System: Mostly gathering dust cos there's no room for dishes here... :( The Sleepy Hollow pollracle has spoken! |
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| I think your car looks funny too...... Proud owner of a satellites.co.uk cap & T-Shirt... (though the latter no longer fits due to my ever expanding waistline!!!) Resident KIRBY Vacuum nut... | ||||
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My System: Triple Dragon with a Steerable 1 metre Dish with & Diablo wireless & Dragon cam ver 3 & 4 card a matrix rev a cas3 and a load more stuff the wife doesn't know I bought. | Number one Bolton Fan, I wasn't aware that Bolton had more than one fan | ||
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| Mod and septic resident  Join Date: 01-01-2000 Location: London SW
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| My wife dislikes me cleaning engine parts in the dishwasher for some reason. (and so I took them up to the bathroom) Now she really hates me (try to please them and you get nowhere) | ||
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My System: Triple Dragon with a Steerable 1 metre Dish with & Diablo wireless & Dragon cam ver 3 & 4 card a matrix rev a cas3 and a load more stuff the wife doesn't know I bought. | As long as your not using parafin through the water pipe I think she is being a little unreasonable.... unless of course they are Lada parts or worse still mz parts ? now that I could understand | ||
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Car engines - I think - woudn't fit in the bath we have ( just how far do you tkink I can go). | |||
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