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Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." ~ Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall." ~ Eleanor Roosevelt Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. ~ Mark Twain The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, and to have the two as close together as possible. ~ George Burns Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. ~ Victor Borge Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint ~ Mark Twain By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. ~ Socrates I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. ~ Groucho Marx My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.. ~ Jimmy Durante I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. ~ ex Levine My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. ~ Rodney Dangerfield Money can't buy you happiness .. but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. ~ Spike Milligan I am opposed to millionaires... but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. ~ Mark Twain Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. ~ Joe Namath I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. ~ Bob Hope I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. ~ W.C. Fields We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. ~ Will Rogers Don't worry about avoiding temptation. . as you grow older, it will avoid you. ~ Winston Churchill Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty ... but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. ~ Phyllis Diller By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. ~ Billy Crystal The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out. | ||
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