What words really means

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ABDICATE: To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

ABSENTEE: A missing golfing accessory.

ACOUSTIC: An instrument used in shooting pool.

ACCRUE: People who work on a ship.

ADAMANT: The very first Insect.

ADORABLE: What you ring when you go visiting.

ALARMS: What an octopus is.

ALIMONY: The High Cost Of Leaving.

ALIMONY: The Fee A Woman Charges For Name-Dropping.

ANTIDOTE: The reason Mom's Sister keeps hugging you every time she can
catch you.

ANTELOPE: Why Grandpa won't forgive Uncle!

ANTISOCIAL: Mother's sister being friendly.

ANTE MEREDIEM: Thata's why he's my Uncle.

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ARCHAEOLOGIST: A man whose career lies in ruins.

ARTERY: Study of paintings.

ASPIRE: Where dead donkeys are cremated.

ATLAS: Finally

AUSTRALIAN KISS: Same as French Kiss, ... only down under!

AVAIL: Piece of cloth that stops woman from looking so ugly.

AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do.



BACTERIA: The rear entrance to a cafeteria.

BARIUM: What doctors do when treatment fails.

BIOLOGY: Study of shopping habits.

BIPLANE: The advice I got from my mother on purchasing underwear.

BOYCOTT: His crib.... not hers!

BRIDGE: A game in which a wife is always eager to do her husband's bidding

BROADBAND: An all girl musical group.

BRUISE LEE: Inept martial-arts student.

BUDGET: An attempt to live below your yearnings.

BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with.



CAESAREAN SECTION: District in Rome.

CANTALOUPE: Got to get married in Church.

CARNATION: Country where everybody has a four wheeler.

CARAMEL: A motorized camel!

CAUTERIZE: Made eye contact with her.

CHOOSY BLONDE: One for whom a Tom or a Harry won't do !

CIRCUMVENT: The opening in the front of boxer shorts.

CISTERN: Opposite of brothern.

CLIMATE: The only thing you can do with a ladder.

COFFEE: A person who is coughed upon.

CIONSIDE: What most people do when it rains.

CONSCIENCE: The thing which hurts when everything else feels good.

CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate.

COUNTERFEITER: Worker who puts together kitchen cabinets.

CROSS-EYED TEACHER: A teacher that loses control over her pupils.

CROWBAR: Where birds can get a drink.



DAMNATION: Beaver country.

DANCE: Vertical expression of a horizontal idea.

DARE: Not here.

DEBUT: De part of the body you must park to be seated.

DECAGON: De way you explain how your vehicle was a total washout in an
accident.

DECAY: De letter which comes after de J.

DECLINE: Nudists in formation.

DENTIST: A magician who puts metal into your mouth, and pulls coins out of
your pocket.

DEPTH: Height turned upside down.

DILATE: To live long.

DISGUISE: Such pains. Always troubling dismisses.

DINOSAUR: How a giant lizard feels after a tough workout.

DISNEYLAND: A people trap operated by a mouse.

DOGMA: Affectionate parent of the little s.o.b.

DOGMATIC: Run by canine power.

DONKEY: Instrument to get you into the godfather's house



ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living.

ECONOMIST: A person who knows more about money than people who have
it.

EJACULATE (e-jac-u-late): Jill greeting her boyfriend and informing him he's
been tardy again.

ENEMA: Not a friend.

EYEDROPPER: A clumsy opthalmologist.



FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the
strained carrots.

FIBULA: A small lie.

FICTION: The story told by a completed Income Tax Form !

FINITE: Sir Lancelot.

FLATULENCE: The emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run
over by a steamroller.

FOBIA: The fear of misspelled words.

FORUM: In favor of drinking Bacardi.



GARGOYLE: An olive flavored mouthwash.

GINGER ALE: A drink that feels like your foot when it goes to sleep.

GOLD-DIGGER: A sweet young girl with the gift of the grab!



HABITUATE: Disgusting Mannerisms.... Smoking for example.

HANGING: A suspended sentence.

HATCHET: What a hen does to an egg.

HEROES: What a guy in a canoe does.

HUMBUG: A singing cockroach.



ILLEGAL: A sick bird.

IMPREGNABLE: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.

INFANTRY: A sapling.

INFORMATION: How ducks are supposed to fly!

INKLING: A baby fountain pen!

INTENSE: Where campers sleep.


JOKEY: What a dentist uses when you won't open your mouth.

KIDNEY: Midpoint of a child's leg.

LEFT BANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.

LOCOMOTIVE: A crazy reason.

LYMPH: To walk with a lisp.



MISTY: How golfers create divots. MORBID: Higher offer

MUCUS: A cat swear word.

MUNCHKIN: What cannibals do to relatives.

NITRATE: Cheaper than day rate.

NODE: Was aware of.



OUTPATIENT: Person who has fainted after seeing a Doctor's bill.

OYSTER: A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.


PARADOX: Two physicians.

PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

PARKING LOT: A place where arguments start from scratch.

PECAN: A container to urinate in.

PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm.

POLARIZE: What penguins see with.

POLYGON: Who left the cage door open?

POST OPERATIVE: Letter carrier.

POTASH: All that's left after you smoke the joint.

PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

PROTEIN: Favoring young people.

PSYCHO-CERAMICS: The study of crackpots.



RAMPAGE: Section of a book about male sheep.

RATIFY: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent.

REALM: To be charitable ... once again!

REBEL: What you have to do when kids don't come to class when first called.



RECOVERY ROOM: Place to do upholstery.

RECTANGLE: What the fisherman was left with after his brush with Moby Dick.

RECTITUDE: The formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist
immediately before he examines you.

RECTUM: It almost killed him.

REDUCE: A messed up point in Tennis, when you were on 'Advantage'.

REGATTA: Where the drunkard found himself tonight ... again!

RELIEF: What trees do in the spring.

RENDER: The Animals that draw Santa's carriage.


SAUNA BATH: A slimming pool.

SEAMSTRESS: Describes 250 pounds in a size 6.

SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does.

SUBDUED: A guy that works on submarines.

TERMINAL ILLNESS: Sickness at an airport.

TESTICLE: A humorous question on an exam.

TREASON: What the acorn is to the oak.

TUMOR: An extra pair.

URINE: Opposite of "you're out"!

VARICOSE: Located nearby.

WHOLESOME: The only thing from which you can take the whole and still
have some left.

WISE-CRACK: A comedian with a PHD.



ZEBRA: Ze cloth which covers ze breasts!

Thank´s to Dante

HB13DISH

Now I understand these words. Thanks.

Just add another word:
UNDERSTAND: Standding Below