Don't tangle with a Yorkshireman

Topper

Two London businessmen were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be opened new store.
As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling.'
No sooner were the words out of his mouth than, sure enough, a curious Yorkshireman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Yorkshire accent asked 'What's tha sellin' ere?'
One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling arse-holes.'
Without skipping a beat, the Yorkshireman said, 'Tha’s doing well then ... only two left!'

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