Girls' Night Out

PaulR

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they became over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk & walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day, one woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These damn girls' night out have got to stop. I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties."

"You think that's bad" said the other husband, "Mine is lying in bed with a card stuck in her arse that says: 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'"

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PaulR

As I get older I find myself thinking about the hereafter - I go into a room and then wonder what I'm here after.

HB13DISH

Nice one PaulR.