Why Sentence Structure Is Important

***kleefarr*** · 09-05-2008

The boss had to fire somebody and he narrowed it down to one of two people - Debra or Jack.

It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went straight to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The boss approached her and said: 'Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off.'

'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like s**t.'

paul11 · 09-05-2008

Haha, this is one of the best I've heard lately.

**rolfw** · 09-05-2008

LOL, brilliant.

**Topper** · 09-05-2008

Very good, quite refreshing

**T_G** · 10-05-2008

So did he fire her or not? I am confused

**Robbo71** · 10-05-2008

Originally Posted by T_G

So did he fire her or not? I am confused

It doesn't matter if he did or not.

Double meanings T_G

Great joke

**Topper** · 10-05-2008

Originally Posted by kleefarr

The boss approached her and said: 'Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off.'

'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like s**t.'

The boss actually wanted to say

I have to lay, you or Jack off.' ............you've got it now T_G surely a play on words for osim ba yad

**T_G** · 10-05-2008

oh my Dog! I was just joking

**rolfw** · 10-05-2008

Should have used a

**Topper** · 10-05-2008

Originally Posted by T_G

oh my Dog! I was just joking

No problem then T_G, it is difficult to know when people are these days....
I must be getting old

The only way to overcome this problem would be to make the postings voice clips...mmm now there is a concept, of course the problem would then be accents I suppose

**PaulR** · 11-05-2008

Originally Posted by Topper

of course the problem would then be accents I suppose

Well that's Analoguesat and me up $pit Creek then...

**HB13DISH** · 12-05-2008

Very funny indeed.

Thanks to Topper I got it finally.
Or as T_G calls it the "Strong Right Hand Brigade".
Anyway, over the past three decades, parents have not considered to name their newly born sons as Jack on the odd chance that one day when he is at the airport or in an aeroplane, a friend might spot him and shouts Hi......

**Topper** · 12-05-2008

Originally Posted by HB13DISH

Very funny indeed.
Thanks to Topper I got it finally.
Or as T_G calls it the "Strong Right Hand Brigade".
Anyway, over the past three decades, parents have not considered to name their newly born sons as Jack on the odd chance that one day when he is at the airport or in an aeroplane, a friend might spot him and shouts Hi......

Glad to be of service HB

That was my school motto in Latin you know.....

Disce Prodesse

Learn to be of service

***Yorks*** · 13-05-2008

Originally Posted by Topper

Glad to be of service HB

That was my school motto in Latin you know.....

Disce Prodesse

Learn to be of service

Shame for the boss that it wasn't Debra's motto.

**Topper** · 13-05-2008

Originally Posted by Yorks

Shame for the boss that it wasn't Debra's motto.

Well either I am uninformed this time or you have OD'd again Yorks

Debra?

**T_G** · 13-05-2008

The boss had to fire somebody and he narrowed it down to one of two people - Debra or Jack.

it is a reference to the original post maybe??

**Topper** · 13-05-2008

Originally Posted by T_G

it is a reference to the original post maybe??

Touchee T_G these threads get so long I forget what they were about

**T_G** · 13-05-2008

Originally Posted by Topper

Touchee T_G these threads get so long I forget what they were about

Lol thats what I like about them. You never know where they are going to end...which reminds me of another thread....

***Yorks*** · 14-05-2008

Originally Posted by Topper

Well either I am uninformed this time or you have OD'd again Yorks Debra?

Yep. Sometimes we all lose the thread lol.

I'm sure Debra would suggest that you jack off, seeing as you can't even remember her name

You see we're all living on the edge, but some of us can judge distance better than others.

**irart** · 14-05-2008

Is this the correct thread about light bulbs please?

**Topper** · 14-05-2008

Originally Posted by Yorks

Yep. Sometimes we all lose the thread lol.

I'm sure Debra would suggest that you jack off, seeing as you can't even remember her name You see we're all living on the edge, but some of us can judge distance better than others.

Ah if you can now judge the distance better you must have at long last fixed the light in your back passage... not that you would need it much these light summer evenings. You deserve a round tuit

**T_G** · 15-05-2008

Originally Posted by Topper

Ah if you can now judge the distance better you must have at long last fixed the light in your back passage... not that you would need it much these light summer evenings. You deserve a round tuit

Tuit??? What on earth is that ??

Is this the correct thread about light bulbs please?

Dooooooh use the search function will ya??

**irart** · 15-05-2008

My post was meant as a joke - obviously failed!