If they Released them now

Topper

If all the artists from the 60's and 70's re-released their hit singles, they would probably be some like these:-

Herman's Hermits --- Mrs.Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?

Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Roberta Flack --- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now!

Paul Simon --- Fifty Waysto Lose Your Liver

The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem --- A Whiter Shade of Hair.!

Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba --- Denture Queen!

Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore!

Leslie Gore --- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To!

And my favorite:

Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again!!

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