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Old 12-06-2008   #1
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CHINESE SICK LEAVE

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no
come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I
really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do
what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house

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