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| Head Honcho  Join Date: 11-08-1998 Location: Chesterfield
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Call In Sick CHINESE SICK LEAVE Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.' The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.' Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house
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| Believe it when I see it Admin.  Join Date: 01-05-1999 Location: Southern England
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