Hillbilly Dayvorce

Topper

A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.

The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?'

The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'

The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I
got 40 acres'

The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?

The farmer said,' Yes, I got a suit; I wears it to church on Sundays.'

The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?' The farmer

said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere'.

The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge? 'The farmer said,'
Yes,

I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'

The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something? '

The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'

By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question...

The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?' The farmer said, 'No, she's

a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I

wants a dayvorce.'

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