Arrse!

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some top quality British humour from the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE _http://www.arrse.co.uk/

'I've got all night, I've got a salad in the fridge and my wife is ugly'

'On a shopping trip, a while ago now, into deepest darkest Hackney I discovered why my youngest wasn't allowed Ribena at nursery. Standing in a newsagent crowded with the local population I asked what he wanted to drink to which he shouts at the top of his voice 'I want a blackc*nt' Embarassed there seemed to be a deadly lull before the gales of laughter!' He only drinks Kiora now.