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I was in Home Depot the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart. I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going".

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too.

I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.

I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"</SPAN>



The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra.

What does your wife look like?"

I said ..... "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

We Old Guys are helpful like that.
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