An Australian, a Kiwi and South African

Topper

An Australian, a Kiwi and South African are in a bar one night having a beer.

All of a sudden the South African downs his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
"In Seth Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice," He says.

The Kiwi, obviously impressed by this, downs his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
"Wull mate, in Noo Zulland we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out the same glass twice either," He says.

The Australian, cool as a Koala of course, picks up his beer and downs it, throws his glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South African and the Kiwi. He turns to the astonished barman and says,
"In Strailya mate, we have so many bloody South Africans and Kiwis that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left!

Formerly toppervte33h
whose six pack has turned into a keg

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